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You canвЂ™t really tell itвЂ™s Owen Wilson doing BodiвЂ™s voice. The music? Sort of a Chinese market research idea of вЂњrock.вЂќ The animation is generic, but pretty enough.

Not a one-liner, not one single sight gag pays off. But along the way, he runs afoul of a competitor guitarist (Matt Dillon) who owns him in a shredding contest, a fighting bear and the wolf mob boss (Lewis Black) who longs to get his paws on every thing Bodi holds dear, especially that village of sheep where the young dog comes from.Дirector Ash Brannon (вЂњSurfвЂ™s UpвЂќ) and a slew of credited co-writers could not uncover a laugh in this material.

He sets out to study under the master, Angus. вЂњFind the passion, the fire inside,вЂќ Fleetwood Yak counsels. He wants to be just like his new hero, a cat named Angus Scattergood (Eddie Izzard). He wants to develop some chops, visit the city, go to Rock and Roll Park where the rock buskers play and form a band.

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And the moment a portable radio drops into his life, he has his own dream. Simmons) has figured out the best way to keep the wolves at bay - train the village of sheep to wear armored dog suits.Д«ut the moment Bodi picks up a stringed instrument, he has other interests. Sam Elliott takes on the same role he played in вЂњThe Big Lebowkski,вЂќ as the drawling sage narrator, here named Fleetwood Yak (Haw!), telling us the story of Bodi (Luke Wilson), whose dad (J.K. But those conditions, considered an anti-trust violation here in the States, and the fact that they threw a lot of money at a вЂњToy StoryвЂќ director and International voice talent for the English language release, donвЂ™t save it.Д«ecause there isnвЂ™t a laugh in it.

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ItвЂ™s one of the most expensive movies ever made in China, wholly financed by one of the Chinese studios that also owns Chinese movie theaters. How do we know itвЂ™s Chinese? Bodi, the strumming/singing Tibetan canine of the title, doesnвЂ™t quote the Dalai Lama or wear вЂњFree TibetвЂќ t-shirts. Released on DVD in 2006.A sheep dog abandons the family business - protecting the flocks of his Tibetan village - to seek fame and power chords in the Big City in вЂњRock Dog,вЂќ a Chinese cartoon based on a Chinese comic book. The film won an Oscar for Best Visual Effects. The film broke all box office records on its release, including taking in $135.6 million on its first weekend, and soon became the companyвЂ™s highest-grossing release with over $1 billion internationally, passing Finding Nemo.

Filmed in Super 35 Scope in Burbank, California, and at several locations in the Caribbean. McNally (Gibbs), Naomie Harris (Tia Dalma), Tom Hollander (Cutler Beckett), Lee Arenberg (Pintel), Mackenzie Crook (Ragetti), David Bailie (Cotton). Stars Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow), Orlando Bloom (Will Turner), Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann), Stellan Skarsgard (Bootstrap Bill), Bill Nighy (Davy Jones), Jack Davenport (Norrington), Jonathan Pryce (Gov. Released on July 7, 2006, after a premiere at Disneyland on June 24. A Walt Disney Pictures film in association with Jerry Bruckheimer Films. According to legend, whoever possesses the Dead ManвЂ™s Chest gains control of Davy Jones, and Beckett intends to use this awesome power to destroy every last Pirate of the Caribbean. Meanwhile, ruthless pirate hunter Lord Cutler Beckett of the East India Trading Company sets his eye on retrieving the fabled Dead ManвЂ™s Chest. This startling development interrupts the wedding plans of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, who are once again thrust into JackвЂ™s misadventures, leading to escalating confrontations with JonesвЂ™s destructive sea monster (the Kraken), cannibalistic islanders, flamboyant soothsayer Tia Dalma, and the mysterious appearance of WillвЂ™s long-lost father, Bootstrap Bill. Unless the ever-crafty Jack figures a cunning way out of this Faustian pact, he will be cursed to an afterlife of eternal servitude and damnation in the service of Jones aboard the ghostly Flying Dutchman. Jack Sparrow is caught up in another tangled web of supernatural intrigue when he is reminded of a blood debt he owes to the Ruler of the Ocean Depths, the legendary captain Davy Jones. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead ManвЂ™s Chest (film) First sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

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